miercuri, 23 martie 2011

Best moments in life

To fall in love.
To have a child.
To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
To find mails by the thousands when you return of the vacations.
To manage for a vacation at some pretty place.
To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
To go to bed and to listen while it rains out.
To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.
To clear your last exam.
To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
A good conversation.
To find money in a pant that you didn't use last year.
To laugh at oneself. Calls at the midnight that last for hours.
To laugh without reasons. To hear accidentally that somebody says something good of you.
To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep a couple of hours.
To hear a song that makes you remember a special reason.
To make new friends.
To be part of a team.
The first kiss.
To feel butterflies in the stomach every time that you see that person.
To have your back rubbed to sleep by some one you love.
To pass a while with your best friends. To see people that you like, feeling happy.
To use a sweater of the person that you like. See an old friend again and to feel that the things didn't change.
To look at an evening.
To have somebody that tells you that he loves you

marți, 22 martie 2011

Toys

Mailul unei doamne catre o firma de calculatoare

Buna ziua!

Daca vreau sa copiez pe floppy un film, apas butonul “paste” si atunci imi apare un text care-mi spune ca nu este loc destul pe floppy. Dupa asta apas “paste shortcut”, si astfel filmul deja incape.
Problema este atunci cand vreau sa vad filmul pe un alt calculator, fiind avertizata ca nu gaseste filmul, totusi de pe calculatorul meu pot sa pornesc filmul de pe floppy. Care poate fi problema?
Multumesc.

Raspunsul celor de la firma:

Stimata doamna!
In poseta dumneavoastra nu puteti baga o blana. Un biletel insa, pe care e scris “blana se afla in dulap”, incape lejer in poseta.
Asadar daca sunteti acasa si cititi biletelul “blana se afla in dulap”, atunci sigur o gasiti acolo.
Situatia e nasoala atunci cind sunteti la prietena dumneavoastra si cititi biletelul. In dulapul prietenei puteti cauta la nesfarsit blana, nu o veti gasi niciodata.
Explicatie:
Poseta - floppy
Blana - filmul
Biletel - “shortcut”
Dulap - calculator
Molia din dulap - virus
Vecinul in dulap - hacker

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